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Everyday Life • Limerick Friday

Limerick Wednesday?

September 24, 2008July 4, 2020Mary Jo4 Comments on Limerick Wednesday?

In honor of empty gas stations and the desire to not interrupt my grandparent series, I give you Limerick Wednesday.

There once was a storm named Ike
We all knew just where he would strike
In the panic and fear
He made gas disappear
Now I’m checki…

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Everyday Life • Limerick Friday

The Milking Miracle

September 19, 2008July 7, 2020Mary Jo4 Comments on The Milking Miracle

There once was a man named Schwartz
Who, I learned from a friend who reports,
Could milk the cows faster
In a power disaster
Than the pumps the electric supports

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Everyday Life • Limerick Friday

Practical Shoes

September 12, 2008July 7, 2020Mary Jo9 Comments on Practical Shoes

A long legged girl named Pratt,
Wore only shoes that were flat.
According to her,
It was what she preferred,
So her knees wouldn’t rise when she sat.

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Raised Eyebrows

September 5, 2008July 4, 2020Mary Jo5 Comments on Raised Eyebrows

So many choices…should I go political?…A politician some called McPalin…or should I go with the weather?…There once was a storm named Hanna…what to do, what to do.

Maybe since Travis’ comment last week left me wondering if he disapproved of…

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It wasn’t the Rain

August 29, 2008July 4, 2020Mary Jo9 Comments on It wasn’t the Rain

I just had to try a themed day. Amy’s blog keeps drawing me in with her interesting topics and fun open house day. I wanted to join the fun. I was sort of joking when I mentioned limerick day but I really do love making limericks. I get stumped now a…

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Everyday Life • Limerick Friday

Self Portrait

November 3, 2006July 4, 2020Mary Jo2 Comments on Self Portrait

There once was a girl so snoopyShe would read other’s blogs until droopyAs the current day wanedHer eyes were quite painedAnd her own journal came out all loopy

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Everyday Life • Limerick Friday

Cravings

September 20, 2005July 4, 2020Mary Jo3 Comments on Cravings

A Limerickby Mary KelsoI’m craving some Chick-fil-a chickenMy desires do nothing but thickenI could load up the carIt’s not very farThen soon to my ribs it’d be stickin’Not a great limerick, but it’s so so true.

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Everyday Life • Limerick Friday

Another Limerick

August 19, 2005July 4, 2020Mary Jo6 Comments on Another Limerick

A LimerickBy Mary KelsoThere once was a girl…okay me.I am round and I’m pregnant you see.I never have fun,Or get anything done,Because every 5 minutes I PEE!

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I Forgot…Preheat Oven to 375 degrees

August 5, 2005July 4, 2020Mary Jo6 Comments on I Forgot…Preheat Oven to 375 degrees

“Hold you…hold you”…this is the mantra of Owen whenever I sit down to do anything that doesn’t involve him. If I quilt…”hold you”…if I feed Joey…”hold you”…if I wash dishes…”hold you”…and especially if I sit at the computer…”HOLD YOU”.…

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2 1/4 cups All Purpose Flour

July 25, 2005July 4, 2020Mary Jo7 Comments on 2 1/4 cups All Purpose Flour

A Limerick,by Mary KelsoThere once was a man named BrownWho was born with his nose upside downIt was great in the poolHe could swim like a foolIn the shower was where the man drown

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