A soul that walks on water leaves no footprints, but will make waves."
The diet of Teri Lynn Tatterswas betrayed by her own pretty plattersthrough the week just a tingethen on weekends she’d bingeShe won’t lose until every meal mattersCan you tell I’m still dieting? I’m making progress but it’s slow. I don’…
In college young Christopher CondryFound his clothes in a bit of a quandary.Not one sock was a pairnot one thing fit to wearnow he’ll pay for his mom to do laundry.
Have you heard of dear Annabelle Flynn,
And the beautiful yarns she can spin?
It’s not on a spindle,
No indeed, it’s the Kindle,
Where her tales are quite short, but not thin.
The uncontrolled life of aunt Glenda,
gave her children a brand new agenda.
For her coffee machine
there would be no caffeine,
and her sugar was traded for Splenda.
Had a family outing today.
I’m tired now and it’s beautiful outside.
I…
A troubled young woman named Freida,
Had a deep fear of Chester the Cheetah.
In the panic that seized,
She swore off all cheese,
From fresh Feta to rubber Velveeta.
The sunshine has been so beautiful of late. I’m enjoying it. I’m still cold, but at least I feel warmer on the inside.It is Limerick Friday once again and because I am faithful to this exercise in silliness I have determined that I will force you,…
The Saturday sunshine and air,
Brought sweet fragrance to Abigail’s hair.
But the next day that came,
Caused poor Abby to claim,
“Sunday rain is completely unfair.”
Annika Desiree Stine,
Had some trouble discerning the line.
Her Faux pas occurred,
When she tried to secure,
Someone’s beau for her own Valentine.
My Brother and other relationtook a trip but not a vacationThey loaded a rigfor a goodwill gigand they called it the Haitian Sensation
A stout man by name of Lamar,
Had a difficult time with his car.
It’s mechanically sound,
But it sinks to the ground,
With his weight it just will not go far.