There once was a man from Kentucky,
Who considered himself quite lucky,
Roof with floor underneath,
A wife with twelve teeth,
And a bookie who’s ever so plucky.
No offense to any of my friends from Kentucky. I like Kentucky. These lines simply suited for rhyme…that is all. However, if any of you have EVER made stereotype jokes about Yankees in the past…I meant every line.
I’m neither from Kentucky nor am I a Yankee..so hahahaha!
Twelve teeth! Perfect!