Jetta Vendetta
There once was a girl named Louetta
Whose neighbors declared a vendetta
She parked on the grass
Where their Pickup couldn’t pass
So they drove over top of her Jetta.
Category: Limerick Friday
Bitter Critter
Herald Bean was a crass little critter
His vile talk made the tongues twitter
Yet his stay had no “brief”
And his good was all “grief”
E’en his mother said his sweet was all bitter
Twiddle Tempo
Oh the voice of young Cynthia Twiddle
It was sweet and as clear as her fiddle
But folks turned up their nose
And refused to tap toes
‘Cause her tempo was off just a little.
Unfinished
When the oak tree fell hard on our dear Bart,
He was carving the name of his sweetheart.
But she’ll never know,
His heart loved her so.
When they found him he’d just done the first part.
Rita and Melbourne
Young Love captured Rita and Melbourne,
But all would be lost should their folks learn.
They met once at the shore,
And then nevermore,
Their embraces were told in their sunburn.
Not Without My Cheesecake
There once was a plump girl named Mindy,
Who loved weather hot, dry and windy.
She thought Delhi the place,
But left in disgrace,
For she couldn’t order cheesecake in Hindi.
No Concern
There once was a young man named Verne,
Who had so many things yet to learn.
He was tangled in debt,
Like a fish in a net,
But none of it caused him concern.
Tiny Frieda
Tiny Frieda was quiet and meek.
She heard some say, “She’s pallid and weak.”
She was pressed but not crushed,
When a “friend” offered blush,
And she turned, so to offer her cheek.
Overslept
Oh the wishes of, Emma Rose Tate,
She hoped fairies and wands were her fate.
But the dreams that she kept,
Failed her so, as she slept…
Through the nuptials of William and Kate.
Why is it Called Good?
As He hung there so misunderstood,
He did something that only He could.
He took me there too,
And gave His life in lieu,
And that’s what makes this Friday good.