A soul that walks on water leaves no footprints, but will make waves."
What a story I’ve heard about KellyAnd the vines she tattooed on her bellywith maternal surprisesthey grew three and four sizesnow each grape is a bowl full of jellyI really don’t know if that’s gross or funny. It made me laugh though.…
A Paranoid SueAnne Louise,
Feared her death every time that she sneezed.
She saw a great quack,
And though symptoms she lacked,
Felt at peace when he found a disease.
A stellar performance by No Name
Drew critics and friends both to exclaim
There is nary a doubt
That if word should get out
A shy soul exposed would be their shame
I don’t really like that one a lot. I don’t have much else to offer though…so I’…
A young lass named Ingrid McNite
had red hair always a fright
She had some that grew out
while some barely would sprout
But it all seemed to want to take flight
A lovely young lady named Esther
Had a beau that would constantly pester
She had thrice told him leave
But he would not conceive
His advances would never arrest her
It’s almost 6:00 and I’ve been up for a while. I don’t know if I can go back to b…
A silly young girl from Montana
liked her meatloaf with one ripe banana
She liked salt on her cake
and ate Jell-O on steak
But refused bread and butter from Nana
Lazy young Ingrid McLean
Had a house she could never keep clean
She would scrub on her knees
Just as hard as you please
but only once in the year was this seen
It’s a beautiful Friday morning and Owen is home for the day because school is out. I…
An odd man named Ricky J. Polk
seemed to make his own life a great joke
He was known around town
as a fun loving clown
But at home was a lonely old bloke
Two boys by the name of O’Neil,
Had their eyes on a pig they could steal.
They successfully crept,
While the old farmer slept,
Then, betrayed by the pig and her squeal.
A hard working woman named Alice,
Grew jealous to live in a palace,
She was sad to conceive,
That a crown she’d receive,
If her heart and her hands were not callous.