A flouncy young waitress named Florence,
Lets the world know of every abhorrence.
She rattles away,
In all things cliche,
And then puzzles at tips her tongue warrants.
Flouncy Florence
A soul that walks on water leaves no footprints, but will make waves."
This totally happened to me the other day, only it wasn’t a waitress it was a checkout guy at Target. He kept trying to be funny but it just came across as mean and snarky…but not the funny snarky.