A burglar named Jonathon Flunder,
Strove for pilfer, pillage and plunder,
But ’twas guilty he pled,
For his craft was instead,
Filled with blooper, bungle and blunder.
Jonathon Flunder
A soul that walks on water leaves no footprints, but will make waves."
Well, I guess if one was going to be burgled then this would be the guy for the job 🙂